Random Moments in #paintball (volume 4)

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[R4ZZ] how do i open it
[R4ZZ] it's open a bit
[R4ZZ] but i use the *use* control
[R4ZZ] ?
[Verminaal] uhm... the key to use stuff
[R4ZZ] never opens
[Verminaal] huh...
[R4ZZ] the door won't open
[R4ZZ] i push the use button
[Verminaal] you try both side?
[R4ZZ] only one side has a door
[R4ZZ] it's open a bit
[R4ZZ] so i hit the use button hoping it would open and ahhhhh
[R4ZZ] it won't
[Verminaal] uhm... bizzare
[R4ZZ] i know
[R4ZZ] it's like i'm stuck now
[R4ZZ] ahhh
[R4ZZ] ok thx
[Verminaal] well if i install it i'll tell you
[Verminaal] damn so much i
[Verminaal] does it say anything when you try to open it?
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=== (join\#paintball) Verminaal[bob@ppp150.109-253-207.mtl.mt.videotron.net] @[01:00:02pm]
[Verminaal] lol jits
[Verminaal] is it normal that when you play all color become psycotic?
[Verminaal] and that the wall can be a blue player and a blue player a wall?
[jitspoe] heh, if you have gl_nobind 1, yeah
[jitspoe] usually that makes everything the same texture tho
[Verminaal] nah everything was okay
[Verminaal] and BANG!
[Verminaal] i have screenshot
[Verminaal] wanna see?
[Cookie] New stats are out! (!stats for next update) http://24.200.3.254/stats/paintball.html
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ncap it later
=== (join\#paintball) Mall[~Mallrat@lanparty.august.net] @[05:36:38pm]
[Zimbu] the uncapping instructions i found sounded bogus though =P
[Zimbu] take the cable line
[Mall] :)
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[Antilles] lol
[Zimbu] there's a black rubber thing covering a pin
[Zimbu] that's the "cap". take it off.
[Antilles] Zimbu: uncap it, if you wouldnt mind going to court
[Zimbu] pfft, i wouldnt mind, it's my parents who would be going to court =P
[Antilles] haha
[Zimbu] i could see myself testifying
[Zimbu] "Mr. Zimbu, did you ever even think of uncapping your cable?"
[Zimbu] "...yes"
[Zimbu] "Why?"
[Antilles] haha
[Zimbu] "So i could make my w4r3z go faster."
[Antilles] hahaha
[Antilles] get busted for 2 things at once
[Zimbu] [17:59:40] [sparc] can you have half life auto-reconnect to a server?
[Zimbu] [17:59:42] [sparc] if its busy?
[Zimbu] [17:59:50] [Zimbu] i dont have halflife
[Zimbu] [17:59:57] [Zimbu] so no, i cant =P
[Zimbu] eek
[Zimbu] my whole uncapping defense would be that since all the jurors are computer illiterate (all jurors/judges are always computer illiterate and have no idea what the fuck anything is about, which explains the microsoft ruling), just confuse the living fuck out of them
[Antilles] lol
[Mallrat] what happens when the judge says "You will explain in laymens terms..."
[Zimbu] i'd change a word or two
[Zimbu] or say "SCREW J00"
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[Zimbu] and then i'd start breaking out and singing
[Zimbu] "ooooooooooooOO Zenki Powa"
[Mallrat] if you cant make it so that they understand the judge could concievably call you in contempt of court or some shit...
[Antilles] lol
[Antilles] than zimbu is free to go :)
[MDK] lol
[Mallrat] to jail, yea
[Antilles] hehe
[Mallrat] some hardass judge says, tell me what it means or i will anally rape j00 h0m0
[Zimbu] it worked in the microsoft ruling
[Antilles] "Mallrat made me do it"
[Zimbu] microsoft's not a fucking monopoly
[Mallrat] haha
[Zimbu] big != monopoly
[Zimbu] if microsoft is a monopoly than so is AOL, Time Warner, McDonald's, and the state of Florida
[Antilles] big !!!!!!@!@!@@@@!@@!@!@= monopoly
[Mallrat] no, but they were using practices that would make them a monopoly soon
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[Antilles] alaska is a monopoly, its big
[Zimbu] like?
[Zimbu] the funny thing is
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[Zimbu] not one actual EXAMPLE was given
[Zimbu] they just said "You're big. Guilty."
[Zimbu] like that Dilbert comic strip =)
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[Zimbu] "We award Dogbert with $400 million because we hate big companies and like little dogs with floppy ears. We also award Juror Mindy a maytag dryer for being 'Best Dressed'"
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[Zimbu] Hail thee fine sir, how may thou'st be on this fine day?
[Antilles] hehe z
[Zimbu] shh, stop being OOC
[Antilles] sorry
[Zimbu] hmm
[Zimbu] im gonna get EQ
[Zimbu] and then speak in l33tsp34k
[Zimbu] only in character =)
[Zimbu] h41l +h33 f1n3 s1r
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[Antilles] 57fu Z1mbu y0u l053r
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[Four] does anyone know the clan SR?
[MyKILL] !maps
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ù XtremeBain is away, busy [log:ON] [page:ON]
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[Four] who knows clan sr????
[Antilles] sr is my husband
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[Four] come on, some one has to know clan SR
[Four] what a bunch of dead heads
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Random Moments in #paintball (volume 3)

So I think I was in the middle of some conversation about typical match and clan sizes in DP at the time. Most clans were very small and constantly changed. Most of these clans played 2v2 and claimed them as legit matches (DOM did too, but only because everyone else did - but we didn't do that many and we tried very hard to only match 3-3 or higher.) I even noticed 1v1 matches being counted in clan win totals. So the comment I was making was probably about how these spur-of-the-moment, 3-person clans who match 2v2 and 1v1 aren't real clans nor real matches. They certainly don't compare to clans who regularly match 4v4. Playing in a small map 2v2 requires almost no skill or teamwork on your part - it ends up being mostly luck or who has the least lag. But playing 4v4 or more on a larger map requires actual teamwork on each clans part. This was a typical point of contention between DOM and the majority of DP during those days.

IC
[R4ZZ] i'll tell yaa
[Antilles] lol
[mYsTiCaL] GAY SONG AND GAY ARTIST
[Antilles] (R4ZZ): it is hard and long
[R4ZZ] you meet me in real pball
[Antilles] hah hahn
[RoyaLBlooD] but i know some ppl are using them as matches
[BoPo] but why does that make dp have less people ?
[Fembot] thsi is a TEAM mod
[RoyaLBlooD] no point in having teams if you dont play as a team in matches
[RoyaLBlooD] if you dont need teams, you dont need a lot of ppl
[BoPo] oh right right got ya
[BoPo] dp makes me mad
[RoyaLBlooD] a lot of ppl dont play any more cuz they are disgusted about that
[BoPo] everyone is CAMPER NOW
[RoyaLBlooD] ppl thinking they are so bad cuz they can spam a lot of kills
[RoyaLBlooD] can do ok in a 1v1 or a 2v2 match
[Wishy] nous possédons la lune
[BoPo] even hwole clans camp out whole matches and it makes it so noring and i dont care iof its a legal stradegy it make the mod gay
[RoyaLBlooD] but cant do shit except complain if you try to do a 4v4
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[BoPo] 4v4's kick fucking ass
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[Wishy] anything under 4v4 should be called a match
[BoPo] wtf are you talking about
[Antilles] SHOULDNT
[BoPo] where is everyone
[mYsTiCaL] why not
[mYsTiCaL] is should be considered a match
[Antilles] anything under 4v4 takes no skill
[BoPo] people in dp jump too high and run too fast
[BoPo] it should be slowewr moveing
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[Antilles] yes bopo
[Antilles] i told cal to do that
[BoPo] me too
[Antilles] wouldnt that be cool if, when you fall and it makes the CRUNCH sound, you drop your gun and some paint and other stuff
[BoPo] it should move like cs
[Antilles] thatd be funny
[BoPo] hmmm i dont know
[R4ZZ] are you still talking about thsat anti
[BoPo] maybe if you lost a little paint it would be good
[Antilles] hehhe razz
[RoyaLBlooD] well thats more differences in games
[Antilles] drop your gun
[R4ZZ] :)
[Antilles] yes rb
[RoyaLBlooD] half life is naturally slower than quake2
[Antilles] and more realistic
[Antilles] who the hell can jump over paint?
[BoPo] guns should float in mid air ya know
[BoPo] shouldnt i mean
[Antilles] yeah
[R4ZZ] you cn't in HL
[BoPo] slow movement requires beter aim and patience
[BoPo] its goood
[RoyaLBlooD] half life is more realistic yah, but it loses a lot of funness due to that
[BoPo] no
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[Antilles] no
[Antilles] it lasts longer
[BoPo] then why is CS the most played mod ever
[RoyaLBlooD] at the same time you can say, aiming while running requires skill
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[BoPo] not in dp when you have 300 piant and you odnt have to reload
[Antilles] HL is the most played online game
[BoPo] so people just randomly spray and get kills
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[][-INsaNE-][] u don't reload in real paintball
[R4ZZ] CS isn't that great
[][-INsaNE-][] why should u in dp
[mYsTiCaL] yea
=== (part\#paintball) DPsurfer[~java@12.77.146.236] @[04:45:14pm]
[RoyaLBlooD] yah, cs is probably the most overrated mod
[R4ZZ] you reload in pball
[RoyaLBlooD] its definately good, but its not really that fun
[BoPo] yeha but in real paintball you dont find paint on the ghrpound so otyu conserver idiot
[][-INsaNE-][] when ur outta paint
[R4ZZ] i guess you don'y shoot enough bub
[Antilles] and how can you empty c02, and pick up a c02 and it fills it up
[R4ZZ] lol
[R4ZZ] well you have to remember
[R4ZZ] i imagine
[Wishy] i wannnnnnnnnaaaaa be a anarchy
[R4ZZ] it is hard and long
[Antilles] its impossible to make a realistic game
[RoyaLBlooD] i like how ppl complain about camping in almost every mod
[Antilles] (R4ZZ): it is hard and long [- GROSS RAZZ
[R4ZZ] process to implement all those things
[BoPo] wishy goi bake to england
[Antilles] YOU SICK BASTARD
[RoyaLBlooD] yet they love a mod like cs which IS camping
[R4ZZ] lol
[][-INsaNE-][] lol
[Wishy] in the city
[R4ZZ] it is hard and long
[R4ZZ] process to implement all those things
[R4ZZ] :)
[R4ZZ] sheesh
[BoPo] royal good cs players dont camp
ù Antilles randomly plays



[R4ZZ] your ass will not be coming out in the open
[BoPo] sex pistols blow english nut sac
[Wishy] u suck
[R4ZZ] now are you a camper
[mYsTiCaL] RAP kicks ASS
[R4ZZ] there are no camper in pball
ù ][-INsaNE-][ --] I'm playing -[ Cypress Hill - Hits From The Bong.mp3 ]- | [] INsaNE MP3 []
[Wishy] sex pistols own your fruit boot music
[Wishy] whore
[BoPo] thats a good song right there
[mYsTiCaL] yea baby sweet music
[][-INsaNE-][] 8)
[R4ZZ] i've played real pball almost as long as some of you's been born
[BoPo] i dont listen to too much rap any more though
[mYsTiCaL] m etoo
[][-INsaNE-][] how long would that be
[R4ZZ] ahhh i started in 1985
[RoyaLBlooD] i dont think anyone wants to here you r4zz
[Antilles] i was born than
[Antilles] hehe
[R4ZZ] ahh rb
[R4ZZ] fu
ù Antilles randomly plays

Random Moments in #paintball (volume 2)

*Note: This post is one in a series of posts containing the unedited surviving IRC transcripts from the likely period of 1999-2001. They are completely random with no knowledge of date or order except that which can be determined through the context and content of said transcripts. No effort will be made at cleaning them up or putting them in order. They may contain material that is inappropriate for younger children. They also may contain lameness and immaturity that is inappropriate for just about everyone. The words represented in these transcripts do not necessarily reflect the opinion of this blog or author, even where the words transcribed, in fact, originated from said author of this blog. It's been eight years or so, after all - a lot can be and has changed! So read at your own caution.*

ball) Pone[pon3@cr196902-a.slnt1.on.wave.home.com] @[07:01:41pm]
[Satyr] is xbain the "head" of #dpleague?
[Rock] zimmy no that sucks :)
[Zimbu] it'll be Hardcore Multiplayer guess the number
[Rock] make a rpg, lol
[Zimbu] rock: actually
[Rock] ?
[Zimbu] i was thinking PokemonBOT
[Rock] cool
[Zimbu] Pokebot
[UNi] Hey
[Zimbu] but then, it's stupid =P
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maybe there were two llamas
[Scythe] goose, as in fartman/fred_e
[Fryth] well
[Fryth] I recognized the ident was glusniffer
[Fryth] (jefe's icq name)
[Fryth] and the name entry was allan
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[Fryth] plus they msg'ed me
[Fryth] because I said "glusniffer? omg" in the channel
=== (join\#paintball) CruncH_[~Cruncher@cs28138-177.satx.rr.com] @[10:38:05pm]
[Fryth] :P
[Scythe] well then they used the same dialup and ip as goose
[Scythe] cause he was on using that same ip =]
[Fryth] is that so hard to believe?
[Fembot] semantics. one/both/all is/are idiot(s).
[Fryth] thank you fem - now what are you talking about again?
[Fembot] *your* thread.
[Fryth] oh, yeah
=== (signoff\#paintball) sparc[dcheinz@225dul247.chartermi.net] @[10:40:17pm] [Ping timeout]
ù Fembot points to Fryth. "...and THIS is your brain on drugs."
[Fryth] oh - I thought he was accusing me of being ironic, not the guy who replied to the msg
[Scythe] lol
[Fryth] damned basic bulletin board
[Scythe] jeff hes on more than drugs :)
[Fryth] and - weak
[Fembot] he's not brain dead -- he's C A N A D I A N. Contrary to popular belief, scientists have proven there IS a difference.
[Fryth] oh that was really funny
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[Fryth] or maybe it was CANADIAN
[Fembot] it was
[Fembot] parapharse of Scott Thompson
[Fryth] he's multinational
[Fembot] and gay
[Fryth] doesn't cout
[Fryth] you just had to bring that up didn't you
[Scythe] haha
[Scythe] that one statement kinda ruined it for ya adrian
[Fembot] it was the point of the phrase.
[Fembot] when he said it
[Scythe] i realize that
ù Fryth is lost
[Fembot] Buddy Love
[Scythe] lol
[Fryth] who said it? what? where?
ù Fembot points to Fryth. "...and THIS is your brain on drugs."
[Fryth] whose statement?
[Fryth] i'm going to take that personally in a second
[Fembot] liar
[Fembot] you won't remember it
[Fryth] 'murrican
[Fembot] "Howdy"
[Fryth] ok
[Fryth] you win
[Fembot] sorry
[Fembot] "Howdy, ya'll"
[Fembot] there
[LynX|] http://www.geocities.com/videogamedc/Movies/Mario1/mario1.html
[LynX|] The real Mario
[Scythe] LOL
[Fembot] hrh
[Fembot] "director's cut"
[LynX|] http://www.geocities.com/videogamedc/Movies/megaman/megaman.html
[LynX|] =-)
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[Scythe] mortal kombat one =]
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=== (join\#paintball) Protocol[asd@c46798-a.tcma1.wa.home.com] @[10:51:19pm]
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[LynX|] do we really need this many clones?
=== (join\#paintball) Assassin_[Assassin@on-osh-ahp-02-94.look.ca] @[10:53:38pm]
[Protocol] why not?
=== (kick\#paintball) Fembot[fembot@85.birmingham-03-04rs.al.dial-access.att.net] kicked [Protocol] off #paintball [the magic 8-ball says: All signs point to -=] NO ]
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ù Protocol bits Fembot's ankle
ù Fembot whizzes on Protocol.
[for{}] =\
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=== (part\#paintball) else{}[~asd@c46798-a.tcma1.wa.home.com] @[10:54:44pm]
=== (part\#paintball) for{}[~asd@c46798-a.tcma1.wa.home.com] @[10:54:47pm]
[Fembot] Protocol, watch it or I'll get SMURFY on yo' ass!
[Protocol] !
[Scythe] haha
[Fembot] heh
[Scythe] i wanna see this
[Protocol] me to ]:)
[Scythe] the blue and white beatin someone down
[Fembot] ok...
[Fembot] forgive me
ù Protocol eats smurfs
=== (mode\#paintball) Fembot[fembot@85.birmingham-03-04rs.al.dial-access.att.net] sets mode (+m)
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=== (mode\#paintball) Fembot[fembot@85.birmingham-03-04rs.al.dial-access.att.net] sets mode (-m)
[Protocol] ok that was gay
[Protocol] lol
[Fembot] agreed
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=== (join\#paintball) RoyaLBlooD[royalblood@204.210.184.47] @[10:57:45pm]

Random Moments in #paintball (volume 1)

*Note: This post is one in a series of posts containing the unedited surviving IRC transcripts from the likely period of 1999-2001. They are completely random with no knowledge of date or order except that which can be determined through the context and content of said transcripts. No effort will be made at cleaning them up or putting them in order. They may contain material that is inappropriate for younger children. They also may contain lameness and immaturity that is inappropriate for just about everyone. The words represented in these transcripts do not necessarily reflect the opinion of this blog or author, even where the words transcribed, in fact, originated from said author of this blog. It's been eight years or so, after all - a lot can be and has changed! So read at your own caution.*


a soccer game
[Borgus] we made it to the district finals
[Sprinkle] er
[Sprinkle] how old are you?
[Borgus] 17
[Borgus] im a senior
[Borgus] in hs
[Sprinkle] ah
[Sprinkle] hs?
[Sprinkle] yea
[Sprinkle] hehe
[Borgus] we are ranked 4thi in the state
[RoyalBlood] what state
[Sprinkle] what state?
[Sprinkle] yea
[Borgus] ohio
[Sprinkle] lol, nice
[Borgus] thanks ;)
[Borgus] its division 2
[RoyalBlood] my former HS is ranked 1st or 2nd
[Sprinkle] i dunno what division we are in
[RoyalBlood] pretty much been ranked in the top 3 for the last 7 years
[Borgus] what state rb?
[RoyalBlood] IL
[Sprinkle] its way up in NE Ohio
[RoyalBlood] and i coulda made the team, grrr
[Borgus] sprinkle you are in oh?
[Sprinkle] yup
[Borgus] oh my
[Borgus] :)
[Sprinkle] suburbs of youngstown
[Sprinkle] :P
[Borgus] cleveland
[Sprinkle] in boardman
[Borgus] close to
[Sprinkle] thats not far
[Sprinkle] cleveland is maybe 30 mins away, the way I drive
[Sprinkle] :P
[Borgus] im 30 min south of columbus
[Sprinkle] do
[Sprinkle] erm
[Sprinkle] doh
[Sprinkle] thats like 3 hours :P
[Borgus] yeah
[Borgus] hehe
[Borgus] i thought you livbed in NY
[Sprinkle] NJ
[Borgus] yeah
[Borgus] that
[Borgus] :P
[Sprinkle] I did for a year, moved back in august.
[Borgus] NJ
[Borgus] i see
[Borgus] cool
[Borgus] Welcome back
[Sprinkle] :P
[Borgus] how old are you?
[Sprinkle] 18
[Borgus] out of hs?
[Sprinkle] I stopped playin soccer when I was 16, heh.
[Sprinkle] Not yet.
[Borgus] you are a senior too eh?
[Sprinkle] I played since I was 6.
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[Borgus] w00t for the seniors
[Sprinkle] Yup, love them lax senior days.
[Borgus] hehe
[Borgus] yeah
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=== (signoff\#paintball) Donk[say@adsl-63-173-138.asm.bellsouth.net] @[09:25:41pm] [Quit: This is the end. - (E)volution v.7.0 Final - Http://www.evolu.cjb.net]
=== (signoff\#paintball) slappyDOS[agfsdfgsgf@usr06-203.tca.net] @[09:25:41pm] [Connection reset by peer]
=== (signoff\#paintball) LynX[lynx@24-240-14-140.hsacorp.net] @[09:25:42pm] [Quit: -eXtreme- Are w#e b.ug free yet?!@!]
=== (join\#paintball) Donk[say@adsl-63-173-85.asm.bellsouth.net] @[09:26:42pm]
=== (signoff\#paintball) Zimbu|Out[h@cm-24-25-142-144.nycap.rr.com] @[09:28:13pm] [Ping timeout]
=== (join\#Paintball) Fryth-[fryth@cr97196-a.etob1.on.wave.home.com] @[09:29:49pm]
=== (signoff\#paintball) Fryth[zzzz][fryth@cr97196-a.etob1.on.wave.home.com] @[09:29:50pm] [Connection reset by peer]
[KnacK] [Fryth-] p-p-p-pr0n!
=== (mode\#paintball) ChanServ[ChanServ@Services.EnterTheGame.Com] sets mode (+v Fryth-)
=== (nick\change) BAS|CreDawg


springfield2.ma.pub-ip.psi.net] @[08:20:30pm]
=== (join\#paintball) DezTroyer[jo@ip81.springfield2.ma.pub-ip.psi.net] @[08:22:57pm]
[DezTroyer] any 1 in here have starcraft? but dont play it no more
[herb] yeah lynx
[herb] lol
[Wishy] herb sign up
[herb] ?
[Wishy] me and j are picking teams now
[Wishy] i mean players
[Wishy] so are sttats will start tonight
[herb] get Steve yzermnan
[Wishy] u
[Wishy] make a teasm
[herb] url?
[Wishy] www.smallworld.com
[Wishy] go to hockey
[Wishy] then go to register
[Wishy] then when it asks for a division tell me
[Wishy] ill walk u threw it
[Wishy] u will need my name and pass
[herb] do we win money?
=== (join\#paintball) ADrenaline[Bobb@ppp79-pax.sonnet.com] @[08:25:32pm]
[Wishy] if u get first place
[Wishy] u get in a raffle
[Wishy] for like a mil
[herb] DOWNLOAD TONY HAWK 2! http://tonyhawk2.hypermart.net/pc-download.htm
=== (join\#paintball) Mrs-FuRRy[pimp@nic-c29-097.mw.mediaone.net] @[08:27:02pm]
[LynX] skateboarding sucks
[herb] LOL
[herb] LynX sucks
[LynX] potheadwannabe
[herb] LOL NOOOO
[herb] i aint no wannabe
[LynX] ure a poser
[herb] if you knew me in real life, youd' take that back :P
[LynX] i dont think so.
[LynX] ]:]
[herb] ok wanna be alcoholic :)
[LynX] so
[LynX] im old enough to drink as much or as little as i want
[LynX] :P~
[LynX] (legally)
[herb] there is no legal age to smoke pot :P
[LynX] cuz its all illegal fooitch
[Mrs-FuRRy] cha cha cha
=== (mode\#paintball) Fryth[fryth@cr97196-a.etob1.on.wave.home.com] sets mode (+b *!*lynx@*.hsacorp.net)
=== (kick\#Paintball) Fryth[fryth@cr97196-a.etob1.on.wave.home.com] kicked [LynX] off #Paintball [chill]
[Fryth] now it's personal.
=== (mode\#paintball) Fryth[fryth@cr97196-a.etob1.on.wave.home.com] sets mode (-b *!*lynx@*.hsacorp.net)
[herb] BAHAAHAHA
=== (join\#paintball) LynX[lynx@24-240-14-140.hsacorp.net] @[08:31:42pm]
[LynX] hi im lame
[herb] GOOD JOB FRYTH!
[herb] MY FELLOW TOKER
[LynX] and my middle name is fryth
[herb] LOL!
[herb] KB TIME
[Mrs-FuRRy] hmm..
[Fryth] geez, relax
[Fryth] this is like some battle between the tokers and the straight-edgers
[herb] LOL!
[herb] GO FRYTH
=== (mode\#paintball) Fryth[fryth@cr97196-a.etob1.on.wave.home.com] sets mode (+b *!*8@*.sprint.ca)
=== (kick\#Paintball) Fryth[fryth@cr97196-a.etob1.on.wave.home.com] kicked [herb] off #Paintball [lewser]
[Mrs-FuRRy] caps are cool
=== (mode\#paintball) Fryth[fryth@cr97196-a.etob1.on.wave.home.com] sets mode (-b *!*8@*.sprint.ca)
[Mrs-FuRRy] damn he got hoed
=== (signoff\#paintball) dOMiNaToR[Stvn42088@h0050da2ed8c4.ne.mediaone.net] @[08:33:34pm] [Connection reset by peer]
[Fryth] i love this channel
[RoyalBlood] lamers vs llamas
[Mrs-FuRRy] lol
[LynX] so which one are you RB?
=== (signoff\#paintball) sparc[CS][dcheinz@232dul141.chartermi.net] @[08:34:49pm] [Connection reset by peer]
[Fryth] we abstain
[RoyalBlood] I obviously was not involved in this pathetic arguement
=== (join\#paintball) sparc[CS][dcheinz@232dul141.chartermi.net] @[08:34:58pm]
=== (join\#paintball) Darth_Had[noochiebo@207-172-147-45.s45.as1.lxp.md.dialup.rcn.com] @[08:35:15pm]
[LynX] but you both added your 9 cents worth..which puts u in it. (period)
[Darth_Had] oh
[RoyalBlood] observing the situation isnt the same as participating
=== (signoff\#paintball) r4zz[DarkSide@HSE-London-ppp196562.sympatico.ca] @[08:35:57pm] [Ping timeout]
=== (signoff\#paintball) Haders[noochiebo@207-172-147-45.s45.as1.lxp.md.dialup.rcn.com] @[08:35:58pm] [Connection reset by peer]
[LynX] your an accessory to murder if you watch it....no difference
=== (signoff\#paintball) BeRsErK[htp@24.66.122.46.on.wave.home.com] @[08:36:11pm] [Ping timeout]
[Darth_Had] who
[Darth_Had] what
[Darth_Had] when
[Fryth] what?
[Darth_Had] I was trying to make a poem
[RoyalBlood] witness, not necesarily a accessory
=== (join\#paintball) BeRsErK[htp@24.66.122.46.on.wave.home.com] @[08:36:29pm]
[TheWall] hmm
[Fryth] then you shouldn't report it, because then you'd get in trouble!
[RoyalBlood] as a witness, im stating that it was lamers vs llamas, heh
[LynX] if you dont do anything about it...same thing..and by doing something about it...calling the people involved names...your now part of it
[Mrs-FuRRy] oh god i dont think it was a murder
[RoyalBlood] i did do something about it...
[Darth_Had] oh but it is
=== (join\#paintball) r4zz[DarkSide@HSE-London-ppp196562.sympatico.ca] @[08:37:10pm]
[RoyalBlood] i said my story
[Fryth] oh shut up lynx
[Fryth] really
[Darth_Had] your killing brain cells
[Darth_Had] DUH DUR DUH
[Darth_Had] AND GOD DAMNIT
[TheWall] what are you guys talking about?
[Darth_Had] I ATE BAD CHINESE
[RoyalBlood] i diverted him
[Fryth] TheWall: who knows
[Darth_Had] dood
[TheWall] insane...
[Darth_Had] I got bad chinese
[Mrs-FuRRy] pointless bs..
[Darth_Had] and i am hating life.
[LynX] TheWall: but leave it to fryth to kickban everyone
[TheWall] ok
[Fryth] fem's not here, i have to be twice as tough.
[TheWall] darth....thats to bad
[LynX] "...cuz he can"
=== (nick\change) Darth_Had