Random Moments in #paintball (volume 4)

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[R4ZZ] how do i open it
[R4ZZ] it's open a bit
[R4ZZ] but i use the *use* control
[R4ZZ] ?
[Verminaal] uhm... the key to use stuff
[R4ZZ] never opens
[Verminaal] huh...
[R4ZZ] the door won't open
[R4ZZ] i push the use button
[Verminaal] you try both side?
[R4ZZ] only one side has a door
[R4ZZ] it's open a bit
[R4ZZ] so i hit the use button hoping it would open and ahhhhh
[R4ZZ] it won't
[Verminaal] uhm... bizzare
[R4ZZ] i know
[R4ZZ] it's like i'm stuck now
[R4ZZ] ahhh
[R4ZZ] ok thx
[Verminaal] well if i install it i'll tell you
[Verminaal] damn so much i
[Verminaal] does it say anything when you try to open it?
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[Verminaal] lol jits
[Verminaal] is it normal that when you play all color become psycotic?
[Verminaal] and that the wall can be a blue player and a blue player a wall?
[jitspoe] heh, if you have gl_nobind 1, yeah
[jitspoe] usually that makes everything the same texture tho
[Verminaal] nah everything was okay
[Verminaal] and BANG!
[Verminaal] i have screenshot
[Verminaal] wanna see?
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ncap it later
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[Zimbu] the uncapping instructions i found sounded bogus though =P
[Zimbu] take the cable line
[Mall] :)
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[Antilles] lol
[Zimbu] there's a black rubber thing covering a pin
[Zimbu] that's the "cap". take it off.
[Antilles] Zimbu: uncap it, if you wouldnt mind going to court
[Zimbu] pfft, i wouldnt mind, it's my parents who would be going to court =P
[Antilles] haha
[Zimbu] i could see myself testifying
[Zimbu] "Mr. Zimbu, did you ever even think of uncapping your cable?"
[Zimbu] "...yes"
[Zimbu] "Why?"
[Antilles] haha
[Zimbu] "So i could make my w4r3z go faster."
[Antilles] hahaha
[Antilles] get busted for 2 things at once
[Zimbu] [17:59:40] [sparc] can you have half life auto-reconnect to a server?
[Zimbu] [17:59:42] [sparc] if its busy?
[Zimbu] [17:59:50] [Zimbu] i dont have halflife
[Zimbu] [17:59:57] [Zimbu] so no, i cant =P
[Zimbu] eek
[Zimbu] my whole uncapping defense would be that since all the jurors are computer illiterate (all jurors/judges are always computer illiterate and have no idea what the fuck anything is about, which explains the microsoft ruling), just confuse the living fuck out of them
[Antilles] lol
[Mallrat] what happens when the judge says "You will explain in laymens terms..."
[Zimbu] i'd change a word or two
[Zimbu] or say "SCREW J00"
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[Zimbu] and then i'd start breaking out and singing
[Zimbu] "ooooooooooooOO Zenki Powa"
[Mallrat] if you cant make it so that they understand the judge could concievably call you in contempt of court or some shit...
[Antilles] lol
[Antilles] than zimbu is free to go :)
[MDK] lol
[Mallrat] to jail, yea
[Antilles] hehe
[Mallrat] some hardass judge says, tell me what it means or i will anally rape j00 h0m0
[Zimbu] it worked in the microsoft ruling
[Antilles] "Mallrat made me do it"
[Zimbu] microsoft's not a fucking monopoly
[Mallrat] haha
[Zimbu] big != monopoly
[Zimbu] if microsoft is a monopoly than so is AOL, Time Warner, McDonald's, and the state of Florida
[Antilles] big !!!!!!@!@!@@@@!@@!@!@= monopoly
[Mallrat] no, but they were using practices that would make them a monopoly soon
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[Antilles] alaska is a monopoly, its big
[Zimbu] like?
[Zimbu] the funny thing is
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[Zimbu] not one actual EXAMPLE was given
[Zimbu] they just said "You're big. Guilty."
[Zimbu] like that Dilbert comic strip =)
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[Zimbu] "We award Dogbert with $400 million because we hate big companies and like little dogs with floppy ears. We also award Juror Mindy a maytag dryer for being 'Best Dressed'"
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[Zimbu] Hail thee fine sir, how may thou'st be on this fine day?
[Antilles] hehe z
[Zimbu] shh, stop being OOC
[Antilles] sorry
[Zimbu] hmm
[Zimbu] im gonna get EQ
[Zimbu] and then speak in l33tsp34k
[Zimbu] only in character =)
[Zimbu] h41l +h33 f1n3 s1r
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[Antilles] 57fu Z1mbu y0u l053r
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[Four] does anyone know the clan SR?
[MyKILL] !maps
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[Four] who knows clan sr????
[Antilles] sr is my husband
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[Four] come on, some one has to know clan SR
[Four] what a bunch of dead heads
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