Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Random Moments in #paintball (volume 2)

*Note: This post is one in a series of posts containing the unedited surviving IRC transcripts from the likely period of 1999-2001. They are completely random with no knowledge of date or order except that which can be determined through the context and content of said transcripts. No effort will be made at cleaning them up or putting them in order. They may contain material that is inappropriate for younger children. They also may contain lameness and immaturity that is inappropriate for just about everyone. The words represented in these transcripts do not necessarily reflect the opinion of this blog or author, even where the words transcribed, in fact, originated from said author of this blog. It's been eight years or so, after all - a lot can be and has changed! So read at your own caution.*

ball) Pone[pon3@cr196902-a.slnt1.on.wave.home.com] @[07:01:41pm]
[Satyr] is xbain the "head" of #dpleague?
[Rock] zimmy no that sucks :)
[Zimbu] it'll be Hardcore Multiplayer guess the number
[Rock] make a rpg, lol
[Zimbu] rock: actually
[Rock] ?
[Zimbu] i was thinking PokemonBOT
[Rock] cool
[Zimbu] Pokebot
[UNi] Hey
[Zimbu] but then, it's stupid =P
*** Disconnected from irc.enterthegame.com
=== (join\#paintball) RoyaLBlooD[royalblood@204.210.184.47] @[07:02:50pm]


maybe there were two llamas
[Scythe] goose, as in fartman/fred_e
[Fryth] well
[Fryth] I recognized the ident was glusniffer
[Fryth] (jefe's icq name)
[Fryth] and the name entry was allan
=== (signoff\#paintball) CruncH_[~Cruncher@cs28138-177.satx.rr.com] @[10:37:44pm] [Quit: °ShowDowN v11 PrO° since 1996: http://www.sci.fi/~showdown/]
[Fryth] plus they msg'ed me
[Fryth] because I said "glusniffer? omg" in the channel
=== (join\#paintball) CruncH_[~Cruncher@cs28138-177.satx.rr.com] @[10:38:05pm]
[Fryth] :P
[Scythe] well then they used the same dialup and ip as goose
[Scythe] cause he was on using that same ip =]
[Fryth] is that so hard to believe?
[Fembot] semantics. one/both/all is/are idiot(s).
[Fryth] thank you fem - now what are you talking about again?
[Fembot] *your* thread.
[Fryth] oh, yeah
=== (signoff\#paintball) sparc[dcheinz@225dul247.chartermi.net] @[10:40:17pm] [Ping timeout]
ù Fembot points to Fryth. "...and THIS is your brain on drugs."
[Fryth] oh - I thought he was accusing me of being ironic, not the guy who replied to the msg
[Scythe] lol
[Fryth] damned basic bulletin board
[Scythe] jeff hes on more than drugs :)
[Fryth] and - weak
[Fembot] he's not brain dead -- he's C A N A D I A N. Contrary to popular belief, scientists have proven there IS a difference.
[Fryth] oh that was really funny
=== (join\#paintball) |slappy|[agfsdfgsgf@205.240.33.94] @[10:43:05pm]
[Fryth] or maybe it was CANADIAN
[Fembot] it was
[Fembot] parapharse of Scott Thompson
[Fryth] he's multinational
[Fembot] and gay
[Fryth] doesn't cout
[Fryth] you just had to bring that up didn't you
[Scythe] haha
[Scythe] that one statement kinda ruined it for ya adrian
[Fembot] it was the point of the phrase.
[Fembot] when he said it
[Scythe] i realize that
ù Fryth is lost
[Fembot] Buddy Love
[Scythe] lol
[Fryth] who said it? what? where?
ù Fembot points to Fryth. "...and THIS is your brain on drugs."
[Fryth] whose statement?
[Fryth] i'm going to take that personally in a second
[Fembot] liar
[Fembot] you won't remember it
[Fryth] 'murrican
[Fembot] "Howdy"
[Fryth] ok
[Fryth] you win
[Fembot] sorry
[Fembot] "Howdy, ya'll"
[Fembot] there
[LynX|] http://www.geocities.com/videogamedc/Movies/Mario1/mario1.html
[LynX|] The real Mario
[Scythe] LOL
[Fembot] hrh
[Fembot] "director's cut"
[LynX|] http://www.geocities.com/videogamedc/Movies/megaman/megaman.html
[LynX|] =-)
=== (signoff\#paintball) Fryth[adriang@cr97196-a.etob1.on.wave.home.com] @[10:48:19pm] [Quit: Client Excited]
[Scythe] mortal kombat one =]
=== (join\#paintball) for{}[~asd@c46798-a.tcma1.wa.home.com] @[10:50:42pm]
=== (join\#paintball) while{}[~asd@c46798-a.tcma1.wa.home.com] @[10:50:50pm]
=== (join\#paintball) else{}[~asd@c46798-a.tcma1.wa.home.com] @[10:50:50pm]
=== (join\#paintball) Protocol[asd@c46798-a.tcma1.wa.home.com] @[10:51:19pm]
=== (join\#paintball) if{}[bastard@did.you.take.my.food-stamps.org] @[10:51:27pm]
[LynX|] do we really need this many clones?
=== (join\#paintball) Assassin_[Assassin@on-osh-ahp-02-94.look.ca] @[10:53:38pm]
[Protocol] why not?
=== (kick\#paintball) Fembot[fembot@85.birmingham-03-04rs.al.dial-access.att.net] kicked [Protocol] off #paintball [the magic 8-ball says: All signs point to -=] NO ]
=== (join\#paintball) Protocol[asd@c46798-a.tcma1.wa.home.com] @[10:54:15pm]
ù Protocol bits Fembot's ankle
ù Fembot whizzes on Protocol.
[for{}] =\
=== (part\#paintball) while{}[~asd@c46798-a.tcma1.wa.home.com] @[10:54:44pm]
=== (part\#paintball) else{}[~asd@c46798-a.tcma1.wa.home.com] @[10:54:44pm]
=== (part\#paintball) for{}[~asd@c46798-a.tcma1.wa.home.com] @[10:54:47pm]
[Fembot] Protocol, watch it or I'll get SMURFY on yo' ass!
[Protocol] !
[Scythe] haha
[Fembot] heh
[Scythe] i wanna see this
[Protocol] me to ]:)
[Scythe] the blue and white beatin someone down
[Fembot] ok...
[Fembot] forgive me
ù Protocol eats smurfs
=== (mode\#paintball) Fembot[fembot@85.birmingham-03-04rs.al.dial-access.att.net] sets mode (+m)
[Fembot] _,,aaaaa,,_
[Fembot] _,dP"'' `""""Ya,_
[Fembot] ,aP"' `"Yb,_
[Fembot] ,8"' `"8a,
[Fembot] ,8" `"8,_
[Fembot] ,8" "Yb,
[Fembot] ,8" `8,
[Fembot] dP' 8I
[Fembot] ,8" bg,_ ,P'
[Fembot] ,8' "Y8"Ya,,,,ad"
[Fembot] ,d" a,_ I8 `"""'
[Fembot] ,8' ""888
[Fembot] dP __ `Yb,
[Fembot] dP' _,d8P::::Y8b, `Ya
[Fembot] ,adba8',d88P::;;::;;;:"b:::Ya,_ Ya
[Fembot] dP":::"Y88P:;P"""YP"""Yb;::::::"Ya, "Y,
[Fembot] 8:::::::Yb;d" _ "_ dI:::::::::"Yb,__,,gd88ba,db
[Fembot] Yb:::::::"8(,8P _d8 d8:::::::::::::Y88P"::::::Y8I
[Fembot] `Yb;:::::::""::"":b,,dP::::::::::::::::::;aaa;:::8(
[Fembot] `Y8a;:::::::::::::::::::::;;::::::::::8P""Y8)::8I
[Fembot] 8b"ba::::::::::::::::;adP:::::::::::":::dP::;8'
[Fembot] `8b;::::::::::::;aad888P::::::::::::::;dP::;8'
[Fembot] `8b;::::::::""""88" d::::::::::b;:::::;;dP'
[Fembot] "Yb;::::::::::Y8bad::::::::::;"8Paaa""'
[Fembot] `"Y8a;;;:::::::::::::;;aadP""
[Fembot] ``""Y88bbbdddd88P""8b,
=== (mode\#paintball) Fembot[fembot@85.birmingham-03-04rs.al.dial-access.att.net] sets mode (-m)
[Protocol] ok that was gay
[Protocol] lol
[Fembot] agreed
*** Disconnected from irc.enterthegame.com
=== (join\#paintball) RoyaLBlooD[royalblood@204.210.184.47] @[10:57:45pm]

1 comment:

royalblood said...

That last bunch by fembot was supposed to be a picture of a smurf, but the html messed up the spacing.